Yeah.

Well, today.. I figured out that I'm really the best kisser in the world. No, really. Nobody can beat me. I'm just so in love with myself xD (And in love with that person, for sure.)
I had a discussion with my best friend and she said she was the best kisser ever, well, I won the discussion. :] Yeah, I just rule.

That's all.
You can continue doing whatever you were doing now ><

Snnnrrtt..

Yeah. I have a cold. It sucks. I go like 'snnnrrrttt' all the time. I mean, if I had the choice to cut my nose of to stop the fucking snnrrttt-sound I WOULD DO IT! ><
That would cause a lot of blood so I won't do it.
But if I could I would.

Anyway. I heared this really cool song on the radio and I was like: I GOTTA HAVE THAT! But I couldn't see what song it was. I was so angry. It really was a cool number :[
So I went home and typed in at a searchmachine everything I heared of the song.
And I found it.
I was happy again O.o For two minutes.
So when I tried to download it, it "error-ed" me x.x So I still don't have it.

Oh God.
A spider. O_O

Love.

Love is weird. Don't judge without thinking, without even looking at that sentence. Here, I'll say it again for you: Love is weird. Because it is. It just is. Everybody knows it deep down, that's why nobody will disagree.
Don't get me wrong, I love love.. It's just weird sometimes. First kiss, you totally freak out (inside) and tell yourself you suck at kissing and your partner also thinks that you suck (inside.)
Second kiss, you still totally freak out (inside) but this time because you feel a tongue.
Yeah. That's really scary in the beginning. You love your partner. You really do, it's just that you totally freak out (inside) when you kiss eachother.

I'm in love. I love that person. I can truly say I do. I trust that person, I can be myself with that person.
I'm just nervous. You can't call it scared, I'm just nervous. That's all.

I'll be.. Just fine.

School.

Yesterday I had my first schoolday of the year. Well, it wasn't really a school day, we went to school to pick up our books and stuff, we stayed for an hour to hear what our teacher had to say and then we went back home again.

Last year we had a great class. I knew everyone in it like they were my own family. In this year the classes are mixed up by teachers. I'm now in a class of 22 people (which is weird because I'm used to 30 or more) and I don't know half of it.
With half of it I mean the boys.
We have one boy in class who's always stoned. And one who always says what he thinks (Which is okay, I respect that kind of people, but he just.. it's just.. Gosh. It's just annoying!) no matter what and we have one that has this weird scar at his left eyebrow. He only said 'Hi' to one of us in two days. I think that's all he said O_o
Yeah. I really want to hear about his scar.
Scars are cool.
Well, the way you get them isn't cool at all, but scars are cool. :]

Cleaning.

First of all: I hate cleaning. I never clean. Well, not never, but I don't clean because I want to. I clean because I need to. ^^

Today we had someone to come to our house to cut hair. She's a lovely person and she cuts our hair for about 2 years. (Or more, I don't really know.)
When somebody comes to our house my dad always freaks out. He's like; 'OMG! I see DIRT! DÍRT all over the place! We need to CLEEEEAAANN! NÓW! YOU DO THE DISHES, AND I'LL GET all that DUST around here!' Even if we cleaned the day before.
Today he freaked out again. Because that woman came by. He was vacuumcleaning and I was doing the dishes. All the sudden I hear something that sounded like: 'WHOUUCHAAOO! GOD DAMN IT!' It was my dad. He grabbed his ass (Which looked really funny XD) and he sat down on the couch. So I said 'What's wrong dad?' and he started telling that he has a lot of pain in his ass.

I don't know why. I just said he needed to go see a doctor.
And then I went back to doing the dishes.

Useless.. ^^

Yay! I bought some useless thingy again!
It's like.. A black little book with a pencil at the side and you can put cards in in. Not cards like in playcards but cards with your name/adress/job on it.
So it's totally useless for me because I don't have those cards. I mean, I'm 14, what would I do with cards with my name on it?
(I could create those cards just to put in that little book of mine but.. I'm lazy.)

Anyway. Gotta go back to school in.. 5 days. Or something like that.
And I hate to say it, but I'm actually looking forward to it =O
Not that I like learning and teachers and mean people. It's just.. Well I guess you can say doing 7 weeks of waking up for NOTHING, doing NOTHING and being lazy for NOTHING is getting a little boring.. ><
Plus that I can see my friends again. Well.. Not really friends. Just people I know and are in my class. The only friend I have at school is at a different school-building this year. Which sucks.
Anyway. Gotta go.

Ly :]

Omg, Run!

When I was 10 I had a best friend. Manouk was her name. She was my best friend for 3 years, untill we got into a huge fight about.. well, about a subject I rather not tell you, but what I can tell you it was a really big problem. I told her that 'subject' because I trusted her and she told the whole class about it x.x
Now she's still in thesame school as I am. Sometimes I see her walking down the hallways and she looks at my like I'm trash. Well, shé is the trash here.
We are still not speaking to eachother, but I hear stuff about her. Stuff I wouldn't be proud of if I was doing it. Stuff that scares me. She actually is very scary xD

A few days ago I had to go to the store because I needed strawberry's (to make a delicious thingy of icecream, strawberry's and chocolate :]) and some other things that we didn't had in the house already.
So I was like: Lalalaaaaa.. Where did they put the chocolat around here? (Yeah, I know. I don't even know the way there. I've been there for like a 100 times and yes, ladies and gentlemen, I STILL don't know the way. xD) And guess what, there's Manouk, right in front of me o_o
I was looking at her back so I totally didn't know what to do ><>< Well, it wasn't really that, I just played hide and seek on my own O.o

Eventually, I did an hour just to get strawberry's, chocolat and icecream.
And yet I still don't really know if she saw me or not.

Danny the spider.

I have this huge spider in my room, and I called him Danny. I'm scared of Danny O.o He's one of those spiders with a really small 'head' but huuuuuuuuuuge legs. I tried to kill Danny but he's also very fast x.x
Danny walks around in my room every three hours. And he's back in his corner in 15 minutes -.-
Yeah. I hate Danny. But I can't get rid of him.
And besides, he kills the insects that are in my room. Last night he didn't, I spend my whole morning (Say from 12 to 6, you know, the kind of time normal people SLEEP.) trying to kill a mosquito. At 6 in the morning I finally killed that damned thing, and Danny didn't do a thing. Danny, my good friend Danny the insectkiller just sat there in his corner. About to take a walk again in 5 minutes.

Today I killed Danny.
With the vacuum cleaner.
He didn't catch my insect so I catched him >_<

First day :]

Yeah. This is my first day here ^^ Never made a blog though. Could be fun.
If you are wondering: Why did she named the url: imtoosexyforyourcat ?
Well.. I've been working on a good, normal -but yet still funny- url name but after 30 minutes I was like; Fuck you, I'll just take some nonsense name.
So.
Yeah.
Imtoosexyforyourcat =D
(And if you don't have a cat: Too bad o.o)

Sooo.. I'll just tell something about myself then O-o
I'm Miranda. 14 Years old. I live in Holland (also known as The Netherlands :]) with my mum and dad and my older brother. I'm still in high school (Súcks!) but luckely it's all over in two years x.x Way too long, if you ask me. Would be much cooler if I could say: But I graduate in two months O.o
Well. Just look at my profile if you want to know more about me ^^