Cleaning.

First of all: I hate cleaning. I never clean. Well, not never, but I don't clean because I want to. I clean because I need to. ^^

Today we had someone to come to our house to cut hair. She's a lovely person and she cuts our hair for about 2 years. (Or more, I don't really know.)
When somebody comes to our house my dad always freaks out. He's like; 'OMG! I see DIRT! DÍRT all over the place! We need to CLEEEEAAANN! NÓW! YOU DO THE DISHES, AND I'LL GET all that DUST around here!' Even if we cleaned the day before.
Today he freaked out again. Because that woman came by. He was vacuumcleaning and I was doing the dishes. All the sudden I hear something that sounded like: 'WHOUUCHAAOO! GOD DAMN IT!' It was my dad. He grabbed his ass (Which looked really funny XD) and he sat down on the couch. So I said 'What's wrong dad?' and he started telling that he has a lot of pain in his ass.

I don't know why. I just said he needed to go see a doctor.
And then I went back to doing the dishes.

Useless.. ^^

Yay! I bought some useless thingy again!
It's like.. A black little book with a pencil at the side and you can put cards in in. Not cards like in playcards but cards with your name/adress/job on it.
So it's totally useless for me because I don't have those cards. I mean, I'm 14, what would I do with cards with my name on it?
(I could create those cards just to put in that little book of mine but.. I'm lazy.)

Anyway. Gotta go back to school in.. 5 days. Or something like that.
And I hate to say it, but I'm actually looking forward to it =O
Not that I like learning and teachers and mean people. It's just.. Well I guess you can say doing 7 weeks of waking up for NOTHING, doing NOTHING and being lazy for NOTHING is getting a little boring.. ><
Plus that I can see my friends again. Well.. Not really friends. Just people I know and are in my class. The only friend I have at school is at a different school-building this year. Which sucks.
Anyway. Gotta go.

Ly :]

Omg, Run!

When I was 10 I had a best friend. Manouk was her name. She was my best friend for 3 years, untill we got into a huge fight about.. well, about a subject I rather not tell you, but what I can tell you it was a really big problem. I told her that 'subject' because I trusted her and she told the whole class about it x.x
Now she's still in thesame school as I am. Sometimes I see her walking down the hallways and she looks at my like I'm trash. Well, shé is the trash here.
We are still not speaking to eachother, but I hear stuff about her. Stuff I wouldn't be proud of if I was doing it. Stuff that scares me. She actually is very scary xD

A few days ago I had to go to the store because I needed strawberry's (to make a delicious thingy of icecream, strawberry's and chocolate :]) and some other things that we didn't had in the house already.
So I was like: Lalalaaaaa.. Where did they put the chocolat around here? (Yeah, I know. I don't even know the way there. I've been there for like a 100 times and yes, ladies and gentlemen, I STILL don't know the way. xD) And guess what, there's Manouk, right in front of me o_o
I was looking at her back so I totally didn't know what to do ><>< Well, it wasn't really that, I just played hide and seek on my own O.o

Eventually, I did an hour just to get strawberry's, chocolat and icecream.
And yet I still don't really know if she saw me or not.

Danny the spider.

I have this huge spider in my room, and I called him Danny. I'm scared of Danny O.o He's one of those spiders with a really small 'head' but huuuuuuuuuuge legs. I tried to kill Danny but he's also very fast x.x
Danny walks around in my room every three hours. And he's back in his corner in 15 minutes -.-
Yeah. I hate Danny. But I can't get rid of him.
And besides, he kills the insects that are in my room. Last night he didn't, I spend my whole morning (Say from 12 to 6, you know, the kind of time normal people SLEEP.) trying to kill a mosquito. At 6 in the morning I finally killed that damned thing, and Danny didn't do a thing. Danny, my good friend Danny the insectkiller just sat there in his corner. About to take a walk again in 5 minutes.

Today I killed Danny.
With the vacuum cleaner.
He didn't catch my insect so I catched him >_<

First day :]

Yeah. This is my first day here ^^ Never made a blog though. Could be fun.
If you are wondering: Why did she named the url: imtoosexyforyourcat ?
Well.. I've been working on a good, normal -but yet still funny- url name but after 30 minutes I was like; Fuck you, I'll just take some nonsense name.
So.
Yeah.
Imtoosexyforyourcat =D
(And if you don't have a cat: Too bad o.o)

Sooo.. I'll just tell something about myself then O-o
I'm Miranda. 14 Years old. I live in Holland (also known as The Netherlands :]) with my mum and dad and my older brother. I'm still in high school (Súcks!) but luckely it's all over in two years x.x Way too long, if you ask me. Would be much cooler if I could say: But I graduate in two months O.o
Well. Just look at my profile if you want to know more about me ^^